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Adventurers
04:24
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Adventurers exploring the depths of the Lost Kingdoms of Man
Illuminating the savages with the swords in our hands
In the lair of the Demon Gods, we fight the Troglodytes
Oiling up their naked bodies then we set them all alight
In the name of our Empire, we ride to the attack
We thrust into the fray and don't look back
We ride and we kill and we never drink our fill
We think with our dinks and our seed is ours to spill
We take and we rape, and your spirits run and hide
Our length is our strength, but we're also very wide
Seeking crystal mysteries in the lost mountain pass
Winning glory and victory as we fight the Dragon's ass
Golden Temples exotic eyes, shadows in the dark
conquering the savage virgins with the power of our cocks
In the name of our Empire, we ride to the attack
We thrust into the fray and don't look back
We ride and we kill and we never drink our fill
We think with our dinks and our seed is ours to spill
We take and we rape, and your spirits run and hide
Our length is our strength, but we're also very wide
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Bionic Bitch
03:57
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Clockwork Penis
04:32
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Throw all the switches, and check all the gauges
Soon we shall prove that the fools were all wrong
What we've built here, will live throughout the ages
A triumph of science and wills that are strong
Thrusting at heaven, a giant machine rises
the eye of our hubris glaring straight at God
steam from the boilers, straining under pressure
soon we will pierce through the mystery's facade
It's growing
it's taking on a life of its own
it's blowing
the seeds of chaos innocently sown
It's going
And I don't know if we'll get it back
Unknowing
Juggernaut on the attack
You know we didn't mean this
when we built this Clockwork Penis
We didn't realize that when the lightning struck
You know we didn't mean this
when we built this Clockwork Penis
and now it looks like the whole world is fucked
the airships drop fire, but their efforts are futile
we can't put the lid back on pandora's box
women and children fleeing for their lives
are lost in the mobs swarming all over the docks
looming above us, a steam powered phallus
lurches through buildings in blind metal rage
pass me the goggles, we have to get working
somehow we'll put this beast back in its cage
It's growing
it's taking on a life of its own
it's blowing
the seeds of chaos innocently sown
It's going
And I don't know if we'll get it back
Unknowing
Juggernaut on the attack
You know we didn't mean this
when we built this Clockwork Penis
We didn't realize how the gears would grind
You know we didn't mean this
when we built this Clockwork Penis
we didn't understand the power of the mind
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Mastodong
04:05
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Double Penetration
03:54
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Lawrence of the Labia
03:04
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Call of the Cumclops
04:47
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Gonk and Turd Creston, British Columbia
Gonk Oakenschlong and Turd Ferguson are a musical tour de force that is brilliant and unstoppable. The deep humor of their lyrics coupled with the high production values of their recordings give the listener a uniquely awesome hard rock experience.
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