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In the dark future, after the apocalypse, the undead choose robot-Hitler as their supreme leader. The last vestiges of the Human resistance create a homunculus from the remains of their hottest chicks to infiltrate the Mecha-Fuhrer's fortress of doom and assassinate him with her sexual powers.


from Weird Tales of Adventure, released December 29, 2014



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Gonk and Turd Creston, British Columbia

Gonk Oakenschlong and Turd Ferguson are a musical tour de force that is brilliant and unstoppable. The deep humor of their lyrics coupled with the high production values of their recordings give the listener a uniquely awesome hard rock experience.

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