• Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    A musical adventure into the lost freudian jungles of retarded sexuality.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Weird Tales of Adventure via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 100 

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from Weird Tales of Adventure, released December 29, 2014



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Gonk and Turd Creston, British Columbia

Gonk Oakenschlong and Turd Ferguson are a musical tour de force that is brilliant and unstoppable. The deep humor of their lyrics coupled with the high production values of their recordings give the listener a uniquely awesome hard rock experience.

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