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When one's sexual tastes run towards the east...

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You know it hits you like a Kamikaze straight out of the Rising Sun
you can't fight it 'cause it's hunting you down like a ninja killing a Shogun
Epicanthal ecstasy in a world of gold and raven black
and once the Fever gets in you, you know you can't go back

Yellow Fever, Yellow Fever, you know you catch it from the eastern beaver
Yellow Fever, Yellow fever you know you get it on the streets of Chiba

Petite and pretty, she's headed for the city on the bullet train
and when she's there with that long black hair, you know she drives me insane
Night rocker comin' straight from Osaka, she's an animal
and when I'm with her my dick looks bigger, 'cuz her hands are so small

Yellow Fever, Yellow Fever, you know you catch it from the eastern beaver
Yellow Fever, Yellow fever you know you get it on the streets of Chiba

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from Weird Tales of Adventure, released December 29, 2014

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Gonk and Turd Creston, British Columbia

Gonk Oakenschlong and Turd Ferguson are a musical tour de force that is brilliant and unstoppable. The deep humor of their lyrics coupled with the high production values of their recordings give the listener a uniquely awesome hard rock experience.

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